In Memoriam - John Lennon Dec 8th 1980

It's hard to believe that it's been 29 years since that fateful night....Rest in Peace John...

"Boats 'N Hoes" from Step Brothers

FAIL!

Editorial Note: Can be recycled on the Ghetto Flyers....

FAIL!

FAIL!

SNL Skit on Tiger Woods...

Unmotivational Thought Of The Day

Foo Fighters with John Paul Jones and Jimmy Page - Rock Roll

Friday's Hit It Girl - Bar Refaeli

TGIF Wankers! This is the first Friday in December and that means we're counting down the days until 2009 is over. Without a doubt a whirlwind year it has been. Anyway, this week's Hit It Girl is Leo's former chick - Bar Refaeli. Yep, the supermodel from Israel. I wonder if I were to open a bar...and named it "Bar Refaeli"...could I get sued?!?!? (Where's Johnny Cockring when you need him?!?!?

Anyway, it's been a busy week and I'm ready to crash. Have a great weekend and here are her vitals:

Birthname: Bar Rafaeli
Nickname: Hot Barz
Birthday: 6/4/1985
Sign: Gemini
Hometown: Hod HaSharon, Israel
Country of Origin: Israel
Ethnicity: Other
Job: Model
Hobbies: Dating movie stars, Surfing, Singing
Assets: Amazing Rack, Body you just wanna...
Hookups: Leonardo DiCaprio
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 130 lbs
Hair color: Light brown
Eye color: Blue
Dress size: 6 (US)
Shoe size: 9 (US)
Stats: 34C-24-35

Another career sucumbs to the power of the bush...

I'm sorry is not enough beatch.

Tiger Woods offers wife Elin Nordegren $80M to stay for seven years in revised prenup: report

BY Nancy Dillon and Corky Siemaszko
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Originally Published:Thursday, December 3rd 2009, 8:40 PM
Updated: Thursday, December 3rd 2009, 9:23 PM

Tiger Woods reportedly offered up to $80 million in order to keep his wife, Elin Nordegren, from leaving him.

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Hardware for Gmail: The 'Gboard' keyboard

by Josh Lowensohn

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Gmail has long had keyboard shortcuts, though learning them can be difficult. Enter the Gboard, a specialized mini-keyboard for Google's e-mail service. It debuts this Friday at an asking price of $19.99.
The Gboard consists of 19 colored keys set in a standard size numpad-only keyboard. Clicking on any one of these performs that particular keyboard shortcut. Included are Gmail-specific features such as starring messages, starting a search, and jumping between message threads. Outside of Gmail they simply act as normal keyboard buttons, and will type in whatever letter or number corresponds with that shortcut.
The device is powered by USB and requires no special software or drivers, however users need to first enable keyboard shortcuts within Gmail's settings before using it. Also worth noting is that it was created not by Google, but by Charlie Mason, a film producer from Venice, Calif. This is his first foray into the computer hardware business.

The Gboard consists of 19 keys, all of which act as shortcuts within Google's Gmail Web mail service.

(Credit: James Martin / CNET)

This really is a product that users will either love or hate. Those who have mastered Gmail's shortcuts will see little need to buy special hardware and find a spare USB port to plug it into. Meanwhile, newbie users may be unwilling to take the plunge on such a specific peripheral for a program that works only within another program (the browser). The Gboard runs the risk of being an unappealing prospect to both parties.
It's also not the first attempt at easing the process of learning and remembering shortcuts. This time last year Google offered users a free pack of color-coded shortcut stickers that could be tacked onto any keyboard. There have also long been specialized keyboards for video and audio editing as well as graphical design--all of which provide similar, color-coded keys. Users who don't want to commit, or tack stickers on their keyboard, also have the option of buying a silicone keyboard mat, though no such thing has been created for Gmail.
Considering there are a total of 69 Gmail shortcuts (with more on the way if Google graduates some of its experimental features from its labs section) the Gboard could just be the first step toward creating a full-size (100 plus key) version. In the meantime, its early December release and low price tag make for a good stocking stuffer if you've got a Gmail lover in your family.

The good:
• No setup required
• Color coding is logical and makes it easy to learn the keys
• Good build quality and feel; keys are flat like on a laptop
• At $19.99 it's not that expensive. Most numeric-only keyboards cost about the same.
The bad:
• Does not come close to including all of Gmail's shortcuts
• Could be rendered less useful if Gmail's shortcuts change
• Only comes in one color (black)

Sun-Maid girl? I'd hit it!

We thank Sr Cohiba for the inspiration... another example of the current trend of the slutization of our society...

 'Sun-Maid girl' makeover sparks controversy

by Brett Michael Dykes
Tuesday, December 1, 2009

In the annals of advertising imagery, few brand symbols are more iconic and recognizable than the Sun-Maid raisin girl.

Sun-Maid

Nevertheless, Sun-Maid recently decided to join Betty Crocker, Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth's in giving the female face of their product a substantial makeover from a young, early 20th-century girl into a buxom, modern young woman, leading some to say that the newly made-over raisin girl looks like a Barbie Doll in Amish attire

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Since 1915, the face of Sun-Maid has been Lorraine Collett Petersen, who, according to the company's website , "was discovered drying her black hair curls in the sunny backyard of her parents' home in Fresno, California." Petersen was then asked to pose for a watercolor painting holding a basket of grapes while wearing a sunbonnet. In the years since, the company has tweaked its trademark design occasionally to keep up with the times, but every variation has always been based on the original pose by Petersen. The new computer-animated version of the Sun-Maid girl currently featured in television advertisements is a departure from the classic design that harkened back to a time when "life was much simpler, more rural, a lot less hectic."

Sun-Maid

Naturally, the revamped look hasn't gone unnoticed, rankling both ends of the political spectrum. The blog for conservative magazine The Weekly Standard noted that the new Sun-Maid girl looks "as if Julia Roberts decided to don a red bonnet and start picking grapes," while the feminist website Jezebel.com remarked that it looks as if she's had “some implants.”

Though the new look for the raisin girl has been garnering attention of late, the changes to the 90-year-old icon were actually introduced three years ago. At the time, Sun-Maid president Barry Kriebel said that the decision to make changes was inspired by the desire to educate consumers about healthy living choices.

"This is as good a time as any to get on the wave of health and nutrition,'' he said. Kriebel also noted that he felt the new look was a reasonable modernization, saying "You're not going to see her dancing or kicking up her heels out in the vineyard, but have her do what is appropriate for her to do, based on her history but also being a contemporary person living in the 21st century.''

Additionally, there's been talk that the new Sun-Maid girl might be given a name and featured in future advertisements doing some of the things modern women typically do, like going to the gym, shopping at the market, and speaking multiple languages, particularly languages native to countries where Sun-Maid, the world's largest producer and processor of raisins and other dried fruits, sells raisins. However, the image on all Sun-Maid product packaging will remain the same, as the new version will only be featured in product advertisements.

Classic Revisited - The Cars "Just What I Needed"

Editorial Note: The Cars back in the day. RIP Benjamin Orr

Another Market We Missed - USB Cup Warmer

Comes with all these features:
•5V DC, 5000MA
•USB Port Clear Cable: 1.5M
•Unit Dimensions: 8 x 6 x 2.5 inches
•Heat Zone Diameter: 75mm
•Heating area Temperature: about 70°C
•Keep coffee/tea/drink warm at 40-50°C
•It can be used as changer for: NOKIA 8210/8250/3310
•Suitable for any type of Cup
•Keep coffee/tea warm for any time interval
•ON/OFF switch
•No risk of burn, with enclosure made of quality insulation material
•Easy installation, no driver required, Plug & Play


Link Here to Get Your Own!

It was an accident... LOL!

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.!!!

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

Tiger Woods Accident Reenactment - Chinese Style!

Chinese Tiger Woods Accident Reenactment

Editorial Note: Chinese TV station uses some amazingly bad CGI to recreate Tiger's embarrassing and mysterious Thanksgiving car crash. American news teams need to do this more often!!

LOL!

Beatles copyright case down a legal rabbit hole

Beatles copyright case down a legal rabbit hole [LINK ME DUDE]

Bonus one

Unmotivational Thought Of The Day

Glenn Beck- A New World Order?

Here you go wankers. Conspiracy theory? I think not. Watch it and weep.

Axel Foley with Serge..

Twisted Sister - We are not gonna take it - Mtv

Friday's Hit It Girl - Sophie Howard

TGIF Wankers and Happy Belated Thanksgiving! Hope you are all not still stuffed to the gills from yesterday's feast. Speaking of stuffed, how about this week's Hit It Girl Sophie Howard? Yes, she's been spotlighted before but never has she had the pleasure of gracing us as a Hit It Girl. Well, that's about to change this week. Sophie hails to us from across the pond and was voted Loaded magazine's "Most Beautiful Breasts". Any arguments? Didn't think so. Anyway, have a great weekend and here are her vitals:

Birthname: Sophie Amanda Howard
Birthday: 2/24/1983
Sign: Pisces
Hometown: Southport, England
Country of Origin: United Kingdom
Job: Model
Assets: 32F (natural), Bi-sexual
Vices: Exotic Dancing
Ethnicity: White
Height: 5'8
Eyes: Blue
Hair:Brown
Stats: 32F-24-36